Never Quite At Ease

funnyjoke:

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myulteriormotive:

I laughed at this for a solid 5 minutes

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vamprisms:

vamprisms:

bipirate:

Last night i had a dream where legolas straight up shot someone with a gun

legolas what does your scoped .50 caliber barrett m82 rifle see

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red-makes-art:

stuffingbuttsandstuff:

Honestly, me too.

This has the same energy of the dash cam video of the Russian dude just lowering his sun visor to block the light of the exploding meteor thing a couple years back.

Originally posted by giffindersite

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westportwater:

quaggly:

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strabius-strawberry:

catchymemes:

George-Washington.zip

Why is this so funny to me? I think it’s the quick little jumpcuts, and then the reveal feels like a punchline to a joke.

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thegravelbro:

breaktotheotherside:

pandaflavouredcookies:

davvic321:

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

The morning murps

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

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bechdels:

i’m not gonna finish reading this post because nothing it could possibly say is going to top this analogy 

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whitepeopletwitter:

Every night

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